Satan's Schoolgirls

If you just HAVE to watch a bad modern-day, shot-on-video "horror" movie, this is a good choice because it is chock-full of voluptuous naked goth chicks (who are not even remotely believable as "schoolgirls", so don't worry about that). This movie, bad as it was, kind of got the taste out of my mouth of this other SOV "horror" movie I unfortunately saw recently ("The Telling") that was chock-full of NON-naked Playboy centerfolds/"reality stars" trying very unsuccessfully to "act". (Of course, then I saw a pretty good modern-day horror movie called "House of the Devil" that got the taste of BOTH of these out of my mouth).

The main star of this is Suzi Lorraine, an American actress who now writes for "Gorezone" magazine in the UK. Amazing, Lorraine is a "scream queen" who does not ever take her clothes off (as if the ones who do take their clothes of aren't insufferable enough). She's the best actress here though (not that that's in any way a compliment). She plays the new teacher. The "schoolgirls" number only about five because they flunked (judging from their age at least ten times)and are attending "summer school". They pass their time dancing half naked, taking long showers, having lesbian sex, and spanking each other (I'm personally a sucker for voluptuous goth strippers/ridiculously over-aged "schoolgirls" spanking each other).

And then there's the plot. Ha! Ha! Ha!--that's a good one. It's some kind of satanic nonsense-- fuggedaboutit. This is kind of like a much bigger-budgeted movie I saw a year or so ago called "5ive Girls", but with less plot to get in the way of the showers, spanking, and lesbian sex. If you have nothing better to do, you might check this out