I went into this movie for 2 reasons :
1) Hopes that Paul Logan would have a nude scene 2) I have high tolerance for low-budget slashers
Even with low expectations and standards, these 90 minutes were interminable. The movie opens with an off-camera murder, then introduces a trio of talentless Thelma & Louise & Louise going to spend the night into the woods for fun, booze and female bonding. They're warned by the local policeman that they should not venture too far into the woods, as there's a mad family there. They thank him then shrug like whatever, and start boozing it up with a couple of guys they meet there for ONE HOUR of character exposure. One hour of character exposure is a very bad idea for a 90-minute slasher with a cast of 6 no-talent local talents. They drink, they cavort, they drink, they have arguments, they walk, even have turds in a tree stump. Then they drink. Has anybody seen "The Prey" ? This is like a homage to this very similarly disabled slasher from the early 80's.
Absolutely nothing happens for most of the duration, then it lamely picks up at the last 5 minutes for revelation of the killer. The nudity mentioned by other reviewers is anecdotal and certainly not titillating. Paul Logan never gets nude. There's a total of one slash in the movie. You can't hear anything. This is a very crippled crock.
