Suburban Sasquatch

Fans of questionable cinema will adore "Suburban Sasquatch". This movie is so bad that it's a joy to watch, and it's that way in part because the film makers knew they weren't making Citizen Cane.

I truly question people who would write a review of this and declare it a waste of time.If you're buying or renting a DVD set called "Depraved Degenerates" that has no stills from the movie anywhere on the packaging, and you're getting 6 movies for $10, what are you truly expecting to see? The Godfather? Terminator 2? The Sasquatch featured in this film is a fellow in a cheap store bought gorilla suit, complete with fuzzy slippers for feet, who offs unsuspecting suburbanites by pulling out their hearts kung-fu style and beating people with their own bloody stumps. If that doesn't make you want to see this, you aren't a true fan of bad cinema, so you probably should just run down to Blockbuster instead.

The only criticism I have for the film, is that it's a bit overly long, and the bland, odd love interest between our star and starlet gets in the way of a truly fun no-budget romp.

Pick this one up, call over a couple of like minded friends and break out the snacks.