Crash Bash

[first lines]

Aku Aku: Uka Uka, how many times must you be told? You cannot defeat me.

The Great Uka Uka: I have heard enough of your shallow wisdom. It is I who is the strongest and it is evil that will ultimatly prevail!

Aku Aku: This bickering can go on no longer. We must resolve this once and for all time.

The Great Uka Uka: For once, feeble brother, I agree with you. We shall settle this argument. Prepare to fight!

Aku Aku: No Uka Uka, the Ancients would not allow it! There can be no malice between us.

The Great Uka Uka: A contest then. Good against Evil, your players against mine!

Aku Aku: Very well. Summon the teams.

[Crash and Cortex are summoned]

The Great Uka Uka: Crash. Cortex. Welcome! You and your friends have been summonded here to do battle.

[as Uka Uka speaks, more characters are warped to the temple arena]

The Great Uka Uka: A battle between good and evil. A battle to the end. May the best player win.

Aku Aku: Uka Uka, this is not a fair contest! You have too many players. If your confidence in evil is so great, you can win with equal sides. You MUST surrender two of your team.

The Great Uka Uka: Very well. Choose.

[Tiny and Dingodile appear with Crash]

Aku Aku: Let the games begin.