A.O. Scott - Guest Host: Well, speaking of cinematic masterpieces: There are many things that you could call Paris Hilton: "Heiress", "celebutante", and some other words that I'm too much of a gentleman to say out loud. But "actress" is probably not one of them. And "movie" seems like an equally inapt description of "The Hottie and the Nottie", a horror. Not a horror MOVIE, just a horror, that was spared a straight-to-DVD release just to torment me. Yes, I take it personally.
