Silent But Deadly

Bobby: Nice ginormous condenser mic.

Sandra: Size matters.

Bobby: [they both laugh] Ooh saucy! I like that. So erm... are you here all by yourself?

Sandra: Yeah just me and my police escort.

Bobby: Oh yeah, you doing a documentary on them?

Sandra: Not exactly.

Sandra: Well what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?

Sandra: You're gonna have to try again.

Bobby: I'm not a farmer but I would really love to plow your field.

Sandra: [she bursts out in laughter] No, you did not just say that.

Bobby: Yeah, you want more?

Sandra: Yeah.

Bobby: Okay erm.

Sandra: Do better.

Bobby: Did you just get out of the oven? 'Cause you are fucking hot.

Sandra: Er, too cliché.

Bobby: I'll have you know that line totally worked for me in Reno.

Sandra: Well if it wasn't a hooker, it must've been a total mercy fuck.

Bobby: Is there any other kind?

Sandra: Yeah.