Shorty's Mac'in Your Daughter 3

Despite the rather effusive mini-bio submitted to IMDb on this fellow, he is a one-trick pony hardly worth notice in porn history. Reviewing a couple of his videos for the record, the gimmick here dates back to P.T. Barnum: ogle the oddity.

The advertising breathlessly proclaims: "OMG! It's as thick as a soda can!". Shorty is short enough to qualify for a guest shot on "American Horror Story" but his oddly shaped cock is extremely wide at the bottom, hence his entry into Show Biz.

His entry into five young girls is the stuff this video is made of. They cope with the large member and the audience is expected to "ooh" and "aah" in Rumsfeldian if not Pavlovian fashion. Putting the final nail in the entertainment coffin is Mac's running patter, as idiotic as it is egocentric. Perhaps Trump picked the wrong guy as his running mate.

The underlying insult here is a familiar one in modern porn, most noticeable (and objectionable) in the spate of Cuckold videos, as well as part and parcel with the entire Big Black Dick movement. Pornographers postulate their customers are dirty old white men, the term "old" operating on a sliding scale. So to insult them, a practice popular all the way back in the soft-core era (listen to the disgusting Something Weird commentary tracks starring Harry Novak or David Friedman, who refer to their audience blithely as "pervs") unemployed Black dudes with pricks in the foot-long range are hired to hump white women, the younger (-looking) the better.

It's made more explicit here: tag line on the DVD cover states: "starring your daughter Vanessa Vexxx". So it's not bad enough to rub it in that the viewer ain't getting any (hence is stuck watching bottom of the barrel porn) but stir in some racism to imagine one's offspring pounded by the likes of one Shorty Mac.

The only potentially redeeming feature during nearly 3 hours of sludge was Mac paired with April McKenzie, she of Score magazine fame. Ugly of face but mammoth of breasts (G-cup is her standard), she gives the little fellow a run for his money.