Spy Kids: Armageddon

"Spy Kids: Armageddon" is a film that, frankly, should have never seen the light of day. The script is absolutely disastrous, devoid of any substance or narrative coherence. The young actors, while undoubtedly trying their best, clearly lack the experience needed to carry a film of this magnitude. The ending, dull and filled with clichés, only reinforces the notion that this project is forced, attempting unsuccessfully to align with the growing market of 'family-friendly' films. The Spy Kids franchise was never among the best, but it managed to maintain a level of quality that was, to some extent, acceptable. However, the insistence on prolonging the series beyond its natural conclusion has led to the collapse of everything that once had merit. Had they ended the franchise with the penultimate film, it could have been a fitting conclusion. Yet, by pushing the series further, they've produced a work that utterly destroys any positive memories the earlier films may have left behind. What's even more surprising is the sheer weakness of the special effects, which seem to have been developed with little concern for quality or innovation. At a time when audiences expect more from children's productions, this film stands out negatively in every aspect: plot, direction, and technical execution. The fact that this project was greenlit by Netflix's executives raises serious questions about the criteria used to select and produce content. Not only Netflix, but also the writers and the franchise's creator, are equally responsible for this cinematic disaster. Without a doubt, this is a work that should never have made it past the planning stage.