Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge

"Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge," directed by Craig Rees, feels more like a college project than a professional horror film. This misguided reimagining of the classic fairy tale is plagued by a weak script and lifeless performances. The characters, including a deranged Goldilocks and sinister bears, are one-dimensional, and the actors' dry delivery fails to bring any depth to their roles. The film's sluggish pacing makes it feel slow and boring, with scenes dragging on and failing to build any real suspense. Predictable and poorly executed scares lack tension, while the movie feels like a blatant rip-off of better horror films, borrowing tropes without adding anything original. Rees's erratic direction results in a film that lacks polish and coherence, making it a forgettable and amateurish experience.