Nothing in Los Angeles

If you are a writer/director and your projects are intended as a vehicle to launch your acting career, please stop. Woody Allen is not a good actor. He should not be your model on how to get into the movie business. If you can really write, do that. If you can really direct, do that. If you can really act, do that.

Nothing In Los Angeles is poorly written, adequately directed and amateurishly performed. It is the same drivel every 'independent' filmmaker falls into when they overestimate the value of their voice saying nothing. Being moderately funny in your day to day life and immensely interested in 'films' is no reason to subject the viewing public to half-baked Larry David-esque crap. Any review praising this film comes from the camp that produced it. Shame on you.