Immediate Relief

All-girl massage action -unspectacular but still invigorating.

In the title segment, we have an over-familiar story gimmick -anything to get on to the all-important sexual content. Busty August Skye goes to her neighbor Serene Siren for help: she's injured herself and Siren is just the right person as a massage therapist to help her with her pain.

Their rubdown leads automatically to hot sex by the two women, marred only by Siren's very corny and gimmicky approach to cunnilingus -apparently beloved by her most ardent fans but a very hokey way of playing for the camera.

I had seen Skye before but was surprised this time by her uncanny facial resemblance to supermodel Tyra Banks. She would be perfect casting in a porn video taking off on the hit TV show Tyra has hosted.

Contrasting body types is the theme of "Doing Something Sweet", starring Lauren Phillips as one hot Sugar Mama, taking care of petite cutie Lily Larimar.

As thanks for all she's done for her, Lily offers Lauren a present, in the form of a sensual, loving massage. Watching the tiny girl enthusiastically giving her benefactor an oily rubdown is stimulating to watch, as is the inevitable Sapphic sex enjoyed by both of them. Nothing special here, but just what the fans addicted to Oiler content crave. And it doesn't hurt that Lauren provides an extra large canvas for Lily's magic fingers to work on.

Call it inspired casting or maybe just random, but "Make It Slow" pairs larger than life Siri Dahl with petite Liv Revamped in a nothing scene, living off the extreme contrast in body shapes to get one's attention.

They shoot the breeze about studying massage and end up with Siri letting Liv use her big body for practice, as she plans to open her own salon business after completing her training as a masseuse.

Siri has an unappealing hair style fo this show, and her reduced breasts look awful - what a contrast to the voluptuous beauty of a decade ago. But Liv's character reacts quite differently -she's instantly turned on when she sees her friend in the nude, and soon seduces her.

Both actresses do their darndest to make the scene work, but it has little to recommend it - zero story, zero characterizations and mechanical sex. So much for the trick casting of Siri opposite a girl who looks to be half her size.