- Mr. Peanutbutter: Mr. Peanutbutter: The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't the search for meaning; is to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you will be dead.
- BoJack Horseman: Life's a bitch and then you die, right?
- Diane Nguyen: Sometimes life's a bitch and you keep living.
- Ghost: "See you on the Other Side"? Oh, Bojack. There is no Other Side. This is it.
- Running Guy: Every day it gets a little easier. But you have to do it every day. That's the hard part. But it does get easier.
- Sarah Lynn: I guess I'm at that stage where I don't have to work on myself and can surround myself with sycophants and enablers. I'll probably die tragically young. Them's the breaks!
- Diane Nguyen: Maybe there is no real you. I kind of think all you are is just the things that you do.