Trainwreck: Balloon Boy

The Train Wreck series is pretty cheesy. The documentaries and sensationalistic and tacky. This one, Balloon Boy, goes above and beyond.

The father is clearly manic and is basically a clone of Cody from Sister Wives in temperament and ego. He is screaming for attention 24/7, even whwn he already has it.

The mother is clueless in every way a person can be and is completely controlled by the father. I don't know what happened to her that makes her that subservient, but it's pathetic to witness.

The sons are misogynistic tools, programmed by daddy. Beware.

Watching the documentary, and especially the father, made my skin crawl.

This family is disgusting. They are such terrible actors. Why would Netflix give them more publicity? From the start of this "documentary" really just "Crazy Family Storytime" the family is just putting on a show for the cameras. Every time they're on camera it's like watching a bad TikTok skit. Falcon himself is completely without credibility. He has gone on record saying the whole episode is foggy to him and that most of what he remembers is from videos. Yet he recounts minute-by-minute details of the day in this program. Give me a break. This show is beneath Netflix. This family should have never been heard from again.

I lived in Colorado when this happened as like many others that day I watched it all play out on TV news. When it all came out that the kid wasnt in there, people were not happy. And it quickly turned on the family when no one quiet believed the story. This guy was what would now be called a social media wannabe. That whole family was bred and raised to further his attempt to be TV famous. From the moment this guy got caught he did nothing but obfuscate, throw his kids under the bus, and outright lie. It was like if baby Jessica had been a hoax. People in Colorado immediately turned on him and the family. He got his 15 minutes but now one in that area will ever forgive this family for the hoax.

Yes, yes, Richard we were entertained. However, everyone knows you lied and that the whole family was in on it. Think its about time to give up the ghost. Kind of crazy how this one little stunt affected the way the entire family acts. There's a certain greasiness about all the kids now, sort of slimy attitudes you can't really trust due to this ingrained behavior brought about by this story their father told them they had to always stick to no matter what. They all sort of have that Wolfpack vibe now too, arrested development type thing. No surprise at the end that they are live in this gated compound now, afraid of the world. Hopefully that pardon makes them all less paranoid. I will give props to the wife though. That man found a woman that will stick with him through all of his crazy antics. Got to appreciate that I guess, he's found himself a real one. Also thanks to Netflix for not dragging this one out too long.

Keep in mind, before seeing this documentary I knew NOTHING about this story, not one thing. So I went into this documentary the same way I try to go into a lot of them, with a neutral mind and I prefer not to immediately judge.

From the moment the 9-1-1 call started, I felt something was off. I'm not a parent but if my child snuck into a balloon that went up like that, I would be in hysterics. I know everyone reacts differently so I put that to my mind and gave Richard the benefit of the doubt. But when I saw the video of Falcon actually "going up" and the rest of the families reaction, particularly Richards when he was told Falcon was in there, that was some of the worst acting I've seen since I saw 2003's movie The Room. That's when I got major red flags in my mind but again, I wanted to see how this played out. There was also just something about the interviews from Mayumi and Richard that felt very disingenuous for some reason. Then I felt the same thing from Falcon when he came around. I found it interesting that they evidently couldn't afford cable but they could afford, as Richard stated himself, "Hundreds of dollars" to build that balloon. I found it interesting that Richard evidently didn't want to do anything with the media but he chose to do an interview with one of the biggest talk shows in the world, and I emphasize "the world" as Larry King Live was global. I'm sure he regrets that after what happened during that interview, let's just say "The cats out of the balloon".

I could go on about how full of it Richard is but I don't want to ruin it for those that want to watch this dumpster fire of a story. But for someone that knew nothing about the story and doesn't like to be too skeptical, its amazing how on point my feelings were about this. Shame on this family for wasting all those police resources and messing with the emotions of so many people that genuinely cared about Falcon's wellbeing. Also Netflix? Please stop giving fame seekers like this a stage to continue their fictional performance, it's beneath you.