Social Problems of Modern American Youth 101

Theyour Myguy: You need to bone up on your American history.

Justin Surgent: I've taken several courses...

Theyour Myguy: I'm not talking about class, I'm talking about what has ever been criminal or not in this country. One day booze is legal, one day it ain't. Same with weed, slaves, whale oil and a helluva lot more. But its never been the people who actually play by the rules that benefit from them. No, its the dicks of the world that somehow get ahead. 'Cause in order for me to make a profit, I gotta dick you out of your hard earned cash. And to dick you over I gotta be a dick myself. And dicks don't care about anything beyond themselves or other dicks, including the law. So you wanna be a good guy? Someone who keeps his head just above the water? Then join the rest of 'em out there fighting over the crumbs falling from the dicks' table. But, if you wanna get ahead, live a life of comfort, well you better become a big dick and soon. So what say you? You in?

Justin Surgent: I say any speech with that many dicks in it can't lead me wrong.