Rubber

The husband-wife team of Lizzy Borden and Rob Black have gone wimpy in recent years, but a decade or two ago they were bent on raising hell. This particular forgotten video, resurrected in my recent survey of turn of the 21st Century porn, is so crummy that it will undoubtedly be rediscovered by those with inverted taste someday.

Rob and Liz are proud of their bright idea - merely reflecting serious brain damage in both of them. Why not break entirely new porn content ground by having guys (faces not shown- all you need is a dick) gang-bang a girl bareback, then put on rubbers at the very end and cum in their rubbers. The girl will then dutifully empty the contents of each rubber into her mouth for the listening and dancing pleasure of the poor slobs out in video land.

And that is the sum total of two hours of bad road, poorly shot by the untalented team. I can only imagine the reaction 10 years ago by their Adult Industry peers. Instead of the expected "why didn't I think of that?" i believe even the motley group of hacks who make up the later-day porn pantheon would have scratched their heads in bewilderment. Net effect was likely just another blip downward in the race to the bottom.

Title is of course highly misleading, since one expects an artsy-fartsy fetish video with all sorts of expensive PVC and latex outfits, a la Tanya Hyde or Kendo from England. Instead we see rubbers, plural, and the anti-erotic spectacle of their contents mouthed by a crummy cast headed by the usually more glamorous (and presentable) Gia Paloma. If the stupid exercise in audience-insult and demeaning of women sounds bad on paper, it's even more tiresome to watch. And I still haven't figured out what the auteurs thought was an improvement on good ole "cum in her mouth" action. I guess these subtleties escaped my comprehension.