The Real Housewives of Sydney

Get rid of all the women on the second season. They're crap. They don't make good television and they aren't interesting - no matter how many tiny molehills are made into enormous mountains that are then jammed down our throats.

Bring back Lisa Oldfield, that crazy Athena X chick, Victoria old lady drama maker, and the one whose face is frozen: Marty? Marty? Mandy?

Seasons two sucks, and sorry Joel Creasey - but your comedic excellence can't save this via a reunion. Also. It might be time to lose the bleach-blonde. You're 50 and it ain't doing you any favours on screen with that dead body complexion my man.

Can we just Chuck Janet Roach, Gambil, Lisa Oldfield, Maddy????, Athena X, Victoria, Chyka and Caroline (from this season) into a girls trip and be done with it?

And for gods sake - don't ever bring back Alex Perry and his Sunglass laden forehead for any more of this. There's enough trash on screen.