Serhan: [about the fact that Zafer is vaping] I swear to God, it's more harmful
[than regular cigarette]
Serhan: . What's this?
Zafer: What's harmful about it? It's water vapor. Just water vapor.
Serbest: Brother, something other than oxygen entering the human lungs... Hard pass.
[to Serhan]
Serbest: Am I wrong?
Serhan: Sure, sure, sure...
Zafer: Definitely.
Serhan: Zafer. Zafer.
Zafer: Huh?
Serhan: Additionally, this is an object, damn it.
Zafer: An object?
Serhan: It's a device, buddy.
Serbest: It's an apparatus!
Serhan: An apparatus! Do you have the license to carry that? What is this? For the love of God. What is this?
Serbest: It's a mechanism.
Zafer: A mechanism?
Serhan: It should be doing some good, at least. You're just sucking it. Ridiculous.
Serbest: Tsk. Do you know what that's like? You come to my house, and you enter the living room. You see me. I'm sucking on the coffee table.
Serhan: [Chokes on his tea]
Serbest: It's exactly like that. I don't want to see anything like that.
Zafer: The coffee table?
Serbest: Does my father know?
Zafer: That I smoke?
Serbest: No, this thing that you have for objects.
Serhan: [laughs]
Zafer: Fuck off, both of you, for fuck's sake.
