Stormy Weather

Blackface Comedian #1: [Part One of the routine; Car breaks down] Whoa!

Blackface Comedian #2: What's wrong with it?

Blackface Comedian #1: Well, I'd...

Blackface Comedian #2: Where'd you have it fixed?

Blackface Comedian #1: I just had it worked on.

Blackface Comedian #2: Who worked on it?

Blackface Comedian #1: The man that's got the garage...

Blackface Comedian #2: Well, he ain't no good. The man you want is the man...

Blackface Comedian #1: I had him. He's the one that ruined it.

Blackface Comedian #2: Well, I see you got plenty water, but is you outta gas?

Blackface Comedian #1: No, it ain't that. I think maybe it's...

Blackface Comedian #2: Oh, it couldn't be that.

Blackface Comedian #1: Well, there ain't much wrong with it.

Blackface Comedian #2: What you need is some of them new gadgets. You know, the kind that you buy...

Blackface Comedian #1: I just bought some.

Blackface Comedian #2: Oh, not them. I mean the kind what fastens where they fits. A whole dozen'll cost about...

Blackface Comedian #1: That's too much money. I can't afford it. I got to get some that don't cost no more...

Blackface Comedian #2: You can't get 'em that cheap.

Blackface Comedian #1: Well, we can get the car fixed up good maybe for around...

Blackface Comedian #2: No, what you need is a new car.

Blackface Comedian #1: Yeah. The kind like my uncle had. He made a trip out...

Blackface Comedian #2: Did he go out there?

Blackface Comedian #1: Sure. I thought all the time he was gonna go...

Blackface Comedian #2: He did, but not that time.

Blackface Comedian #1: Well, what's he doin' now?

Blackface Comedian #2: Since he been back, he's been very busy gettin' ready for what he thinks...

Blackface Comedian #1: Is that so?

Blackface Comedian #2: Sure.

Blackface Comedian #1: Well, I guess like all bachelors, he's...

Blackface Comedian #2: No, no. Not him. He gonna get married.