La leggenda del rubino malese

What more could you want than a talking cobra, Lee Van Cleef, untold numbers of explosions, and a movie that makes no sense? Well how about an actress that can act? Obviously Marina Costa was not up to it. How about action scenes in a cavern that are not so dark and filmed in such close range, that they are actually nauseating? My favorite quote "Don't just sit there, blow something up." Lee Van Cleef is totally wasted, and only briefly appears in the beginning and end of the film. One positive note is the first 15 minutes, which are actually pretty enjoyable, with Captain Yankee bilking wealthy would be adventurers. The rest is bad, and not good bad either, just bad. - MERK