Across the Moon

Okay, so these two chicks set up home in a trailer near a desert prison so they can see their loser boyfriends. One is from uptown Los Angeles, the other from the mean streets. All kinds of shenanigans happen, which mostly involve them running out of money a lot and dealing with the lack of men in their lives. But they persevere despite the odds stacked against them, and just when the movie starts to get interesting...

The. Film. Just. ENDS. There's no closure here, just a million and one loose ends and a massive feeling of dissatisfaction. You'll be left scratching your head at whether the budget ran out of money or the screenwriter couldn't be bothered to scribe a proper conclusion to his random events plot.

What does it matter? Despite bravado performances by Christina Applegate and Elizabeth Pena, ultimately this is a complete waste of time due to the rushed resolution which completely overshadows what positives might've come before it. Take my advice, and do something else with your life instead. 4/10.