Monstrosity

Carlos: Hey, I just got an idea. Have any of you guys ever heard of a Golem?

Scott: What are you talking about?

Mark: A what?

Carlos: A Golem. In my religious studies at Loyola we talked basics of the Jewish religion as a part of our course.

Scott: So?

Carlos: So, Jewish legends from the Middle Ages tell of various persons with the power to create a Golem: a monster made out of clay given life from the proper combination of the Hebrew letters from the divine name. The most famous of these creators was a Rabbi named Judah Loew from Prague who lived from 1512 to 1609. He supposedly created a Golem to avenge the enemies of his followers.

Scott: What does that got to do with us?

Carlos: Why not make our own Golem?

Mark: Hey, only make it out of human parts or animal parts or whatever.

Scott: Wow! What an experiment!

Mark: And we're not responsible for what it does!

Scott: It is not human!

Mark: It does not exist! Therefore, there are no legal hassles!

Carlos: We could get parts at your medical school, Scott.

Scott: I don't know. It might not be that easy. I know a guy who works in the city morgue though.

Mark: My friend Wally is a veterinarian. I could talk to him about getting animal parts.

Scott: We can use the garage out back as our lab.

Carlos: When do we start?

Mark: Tonight. We start tonight!