Rage of Ninja

I begged a friend to watch this with me, both watching remotely on a free service, and riffing on the movie's countless bizarre scenes.

Reading other reviews, the hypthosis that this is multiple moves cut together, makes a lot of sense.

Some of the high points of the movie ( or low points, you be the judge) Ninjas wearing headbands that say ninja

A woman who is slapped around, tied up, called a whore, let tied up overnight, then when released by her captor, seemingly falls in love with him ( some weird Stockholm thing?)

An obnoxious female who shows up at the house of the woman mentioned above, then keeps throwing herself at this guy that the woman above seems to have fallen for...not weird, nope

Multicolored ninjas battling, in many cases by doing many backflips, and sometimes pulling out weapons like submachine guns

Some Ninjas who seem to be in it for some jewelry theft, while other ninjas who seem to be trying to get the ultimate ninja battle.

Many scenes which seem to make no sense at all, maybe because of this being some unknown number of movies cut together

Ninjas who instantly change from street clothes into ninja clothes I guess in the same way the TV Diana Prince changed to wonderwoman

The subtitled movie music cues were awesome. Dark electronic music. Upbeat electronic music. Tense electronic music. Hilarious.

Get some friends who love bad martial arts movies. Maybe an adult beverage. Enjoy this very bad series of movie scenes. Try to figure out which scene is from what theoretical movie.