Rage of Ninja

When I first saw this movie, I thought, "Oh great... what a piece of crap." My friend recommended that we rent it one day long ago and I was like, "Why Waste a Dollar on that?" He said, "Dude... you have no idea how hilarious this movie is." and I thought, "Whatever."

We popped the tape in the VCR and within the first few minutes I thought, "HOLY CRAP!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!". The dubbing, the characters, the plot (there is none! EXACTLY!), and the overall movie had me laughing so hard I could barely breath. ESPECIALLY the Ending... oh my goodness, it's awesome... so horrible that it rules...

There's one scene where a Ninja takes off down an alley while doing backflips, and another Ninja is chasing after him, doing backflips also. HAHA! Also, there's a scene where the "Ninja boss" throws the remaining sips out of his beer can into another Ninja's eyes while in slow motion, and it hurts him for some reason. I couldn't contain myself during that scene. Hilarious.

The nudity scenes are horrible, maybe because the main actress has as many dimples on her butt as a golfball.

I enjoyed the music in the movie. It reminded me of playing Ninja Gaiden and old video games like it. Definitely cheap techno... Definitely...

I recommend this movie for anyone who wants a movie they can laugh at with their friends; it's much more hilarious that way. If you like this one, check out the other "Godfrey Ho" ninja flicks... they're just about as cheesy or cornish.

Hahaha...