Singer: My Father's Wig is as big as Africa/ My Father's Wig is as big as a Continent, yeah./ My Daddy's wig is hairy and big./ My Daddy's Wig it's a Big Wig/ a Big Wig/ a Big Wig/ Oh and he wears his Wig with Pride/ Regardless of its size/ and when he wears it on the town/ great big buildings tumble down./ MY DADDY'S WIG IS HAIRY AND BIG/ MY DADDY'S WIG IS A BIG WIG, A BIG WIG/ MY DADDY'S WIG IS HAIRY AND BIG/ MY DADDY'S WIG it's very HAIRY, it's very SCARY!/ My Daddy wears a very big... toupee.
