Bullseye

Nothing in this game for 2 in the bed. You can win a speedboat or a sewing machine or for Bully's special prize - a speedboat for the land locked masses of northern Uk.

A tankard if you are lucky, filled with some arrows, pathetically useless. I could do better. In a show that is wetter than whatever the bbc, channel 4 or itv can do today in a bland world of the TV never ending series. That hits us with endless sequels.

There is no end to the sequels that appear on our screens, upsetting the scenes with adverts from our dreams, that haunt and distress, taking our minds off the mess that the world has become.