Babes Illustrated 16

I see that actress Britney Foster has many, many directing credits listed in IMDb, but her attempt to pilot an edition of the popular porn series "Babes Illustrated" is a clunker.

The series started out in the VHS era as an effective all-girl takeoff on those Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoots, with sex and intrigue portrayed in the magazine industry among high-powered femme personalities.

By he time this volume 16 rolled around, that original premise was long-forgotten, in favor of random girl/girl sex vignettes. None of the five sex scenes Britney directed are interesting, just sex filler aimed at viewers who simply can't stand the sight of an erect dick on screen.

Some are on the level of a stag movie, with Valerie Vasquez playing a cop named Officer Valerie, who humps Holly Morgan after arresting her.

Similarly, the wonderful Haley Paige is stuck wearing dumb-looking red wig, but the wig comes off during her sex scene. Whether sloppy or intended, it's indicative of the "who cares?" nature of this production.