This is a must-watch OVA for any serious fan of the .hack series. It answers several important questions, including but not limited to:
* Top 5 ways to befriend a cat using ornamental grasses (number 5 will shock you)
* Will ASCII emoticons still be a thing in the distant future of 2009?
* Is there really such a thing as too much fanservice?
* Was the real epic loot the friends we made along the way?
* Is the value of said friendships enough to justify your crippling MMO addiction?
* Where precisely did Crispin Freeman's voice acting career peak?
* Is this shindig, in fact, the bomb diggity?