The Mikayla Chronicles

Randy Spears seriously underachieves in this Wicked vehicle for contract star Mikayla, so loosely constructed as to almost resemble a loop carrier, but with an actual script. The femme superstar plus busty supporting cast try to save the project.

Spears and Mikayla are a couple stranded in the middle of nowhere when their ATV runs out of gas. Title supposedly derives from both of them packing video cameras, used to document their ordeal (though Spears as director drops this premise for the bulk of the picture), while conveniently forgetting cell phones or other devices that might help them out of the mess.

Besides their sexy night hump outdoors by a campfire, Randy's script has each cornily telling stories about sexual escapades, hers being about a slutty friend played by uber-glamorous Diana Doll, seducing a grocery boy played by Rocco Reed (I guess pizza boy was blue penciled out of Spears' script) or Spears recalling sex years back with a prior girlfriend who he describes as a hag, but turns out to be mega-busty beauty Alanah Rae, also an outdoor sex scene.

Weakest tie-in has Brad Armstrong humping wife Kayla Carrera (her name misspelled in the opening credits), after which they mention a missing friend Tanya, who I interpreted to be Mikayla's character name even though IMDb lists it as "Erica". Similarly IMDb calls Randy's guy "Rob" even though Mikayla repeatedly calls him Chad on screen.

Final sex scene is very lame, as voyeur Randy photographs Marco Banderas humping yet another D-cupper Tanya James by a tree, with Mikayla also enjoying watching them. They apologize after ward and get a ride home at last, with the tame Couples film ending with a dumb sight gag freeze frame involving Randy. He looks shocked at the end, but the audience knows he's merely handed in a sub-par video to feed the then-mighty (back in 2009) Wicked DVD pipeline.