My Wife & My Mistress

Kelly Holland/Toni English doesn't display a screenplay credit for this Penthouse Forum video, probably because that is its weakest element. The five vignettes about infidelity are strictly ho-hum, merely an excuse to put some of the lovelies of what's now a decade ago on display.

Plenty of voice-over narration tries to make up for the absence of strong or interesting story lines. Rocco Reed narrates the initial scene, in which Beverly Hills (who thankfully gets screen billing) very briefly cameos as his wife, lolling in a bikini by the pool. He leaves her to visit -guess who? Why it's his mistress, Penthouse Pet Shawna Lenee, who humps nicely in what amounts to a generic sex scene, with no suspense or twist at the end.

Holland makes up for that by having the hubby come home for a "caught in the act" scene of his wife Raquel Devine dallying with his bountiful mistress Audrey Bitonil. Raquel gets to narrate this segment, somewhat violating the "My" possessive of the show's title.

A different sort of triangle is presented by long-haired Nick Manning, proud of having established a threesome in a sort of hotwifing arrangement, as he makes love to both blondes in is life Angelina Ashe and Madison James. This scene has a ludicrous conclusion of Nick covered in fake sweat (the makeup lady sprayed him way too much) for his usual loud-mouthed cum shot, though Holland fortunately prevented him from yelling "Droppin' Loads!", his idiotic catch phrase.

Closest to an interesting vignette has Danny Mountain in bed with his voluptuous mistress Vanessa Leon, nearly caught in the act by the arrival home of his wife Kiera King. Structurally this segment varies markedly from the usual infidelity mode in porn, as we watch Danny make love to his wife, while Holland cross-cuts with a scene of Vanessa masturbating in the bathroom as she listens to the lovemaking going on in the bedroom.

Finale is a bit jumbled, as Johnny Castle relates his own particular threesome arrangement but what director Kelly presents is slightly different. We see him masturbate in the background as wife Darryl Hanah has Sapphic sex with his mistress Jazy Berlin, followed by Castle making love to his wife. So on the basis of the Castle voice-over Jazy is his mistress as ordered by the DVD's title, but we never see the two consummate her mistresshood. An odd finish to a perfunctory bit of Penthouse porn, that doesn't even include any "letters to Forum magazine" in its content.