Cold Fusion

A flying saucer once crashed in the Soviet Union; a few decades later, villains want to exploit the bits and pieces of alien technology to create weapons and make the occasional terrorist attack when they're bored on a Tuesday afternoon. Enter Xena (Sarah Brown) and Lara Croft (Michelle Lee), or at least that's what they look like, kick the s**t out of the baddies and blow up half of the Ukrainian location. Adrian Paul meanwhile is busy clarifying who is behind the conspiracy.

Ummm, yeah, right: it's silly, no denying, but it has its amusing moments. An action flick I'd consider watching again some time. It gives aliens another good reason to avoid this barbarian planet, though. Earthlings find advanced technology, and all they can think of is super-weapons? Give me something new. Voted 5/10, still.