Medusa's Venom

It's all the other movie reviews combined.

But be warned.

We watch bad movies for fun, just to see how bad they are. We watch them through to the end for full LOL.

We turned this off after 20 minutes.

It was dire, boring, no plot, and, actually, all the actresses looked the same. They must have been about 15 because none of them had breasts. I kind of thought breasts were required in prostitution. But all of them were little flat clones with long hair and nearly the same face.

The only redeeming factor was that the caravans were awesomely kitted out. And they were!

Seriously, my guess is that some of the gypsy/traveller girls in the Uk decided it might be great fun to make a movie.

If that were the case, I would have rated it much higher for being an independent and gallant effort of creativity by amateurs who had some gumption to try something.

But otherwise? Absolutely dire.