House of Darkness

What sounded like an interesting enough premise for a little horror/comedy was unfortunately let down by it's very poor excecution.

I am usually a fan of Justin Long and I do think he is well suited to horror/comedy but here it felt there was nothing he could have done to save the script & it's characters' awful dialogue.

The bad dialogue along with bad lighting; which was noticably bad in almost every scene. The poor acting from the three sisters was just tiring to say the least. The pacing was absolutely off, I can't call it a "slow-burn" because it never heated up, it just wandered about for 70 minutes followed by the most predictable and down-right lazy ending I could have possibly imagined.

These things wouldn't even be so much of an issue if the movie actually had any comedy to speak of, seriously don't get why it's tagged as "horror, comedy". This just wasn't it.

It wasn't deliberately bad in order to be funny, it was just bad. There was no comedic dialogue what-so-ever or any chemistry between any of the cast. Literally just felt like almost every piece of dialogue was the tired old "All men bad blah blah blah". Honestly tired of this crap being in modern movies so I will call it out.

2/10 pointless garbage.