The Distressed Watcher: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic... that doesn't seem right. I'm wearing a jacket, I've got a tie, I'm wearing glasses. This is my site, I'm a guy with glasses. That Guy with the Glasses, that sounds like me. Wait a minute, I'm not wearing a hat though, I guess I couldn't be the Nostalgia Critic, I'm not wearing a hat. Maybe I'm Linkara, no, he wears a hat too, doesn't he? He doesn't have a tie. He wears a jacket, though. A lot of people on this site have jackets. Oh, I must be the Distressed Watcher! That guy sucks!
