No Plane, One Train & No Automobiles

I haven't seen "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" (at least not recently) so I might not be the right person to review it. I could barely gather from the mostly inaudible dialog which was mostly drowned out by the engine noise of the train. Would it have killed them to make the train car more acoustic? We don't need traveling realism when it's just a three-minute sort.

The story follows two men are being bothered by another man named Vincent. When he takes a bathroom break, the two men change seats and Vincent still finds them. As a short film with a title reference I was hoping for at least some funny stuff to happen, but nothing did. Somehow the writers thought two expletives in the short would make it funny. I give it three stars for the unfunny three minutes I spent watching it.