30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

There are 2 sides to a coin. On the bright side of the coin the makers writers and directors will be going to hell for the blasphemy. On the other bright side for them they could find their way to Jesus accept him as their savior and be redeemed. I am not even gonna make a joke because it could maybe happen and that would be awesome.

Now then. I have found in this movie a stone cold fact. Bad found footage films are usually incredibly better than a bad spoof movie. At least with found footage there is an element of the unknown and curiosity is a pretty powerful motivator.

Bad spoof films are like having 500 ten cent off coupons (limit one per visit per table) to Applebee's that expired 3 years prior stuffed in your pocket as you walk in to the outback steak house. Think about that for a minute. Now that is the feeling you have watching a spoof movie written by one of those people who post to the conspiracy forums about 9/11 being an inside job.

Well this movie is worse than that. You're welcome. I accept tips.