Shower Romance

Moving from acting to behind the camera, the team of Siouxsie Q and Michael Vegas lay an egg with this pair of mainly gonzo sex scenes for Bree Mills' "Transfixed" series, amounting to nearly wall-to-wall sex action.

In the title vignette, all that occurs is a loving couple waking up: Emma Rose first, then Cadence Lux after the alarm clock rings. Lux is late for work, and hops into the shower, already in progress for Emma, and the duo have a prolonged XXX action in the bathroom.

Finale is merely Cadence, clearly the couple's breadwinner, trying in vain to get out and go to work, but easily seduced by Emma into a second round of humping.

I've seen Vegas performing in internet clips where he gets extremely kinky, even being fisted and pegged, but he and co-director Siouxsie opt for strictly vanilla porn this time out, albeit in the transsexual genre.

"Fish Out of Water" has a simple fantasy premise of a couple of mermaids (Jewelz Blu and Kasey Kei stealing a magical string of pearls from a blonde mermaid (bit part uncredited), and transported from the sea to a swimming pool. They want to explore the land world, and find themselves magically with legs and human genitals.

I was surprised how clumsy and thoughtlessly the pair of directors get the show started, as the opening scene of the three mermaids (with tails, swimming around underwater) is shot in a pool, with zero attempt to present a fantasy ocean world to represent their home. So the magical transport to a swimming pool is just mentioned, not depicted -they're located in the pool already.

Once the ladies have gotten over the shock of their physical transformation, they get horny and decide to try out those new body parts. While "acting" in the sense as pretending to show wonder at what their genitals can do, the two performers quickly show great prowess in humping each other on dry land, next to the pool. Jewelz Blu is the one with blue hair and a pussy, while Kasey Kei has a cock and balls. A hint that these are actually sex workers rather than transformed mermaids occurs when Kei pulls her dick out on cue to cum on Blu's breasts. That is definitely learned behavior, learned by watching porn.