MST3K

The Mads fall victim to their own newly-installed security system, and the unfortunately-shaped Satellite of Love is besieged by Demon Dogs hoping to pray to the Giant Bone, all the while "The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (1958)" is happening.

Joel and the Bots get water on the brain after an episode of "Undersea Kingdom (1936)" and Roger Corman's moldy horror flick, "Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)."

In "Tormented (1960)," a pianist thinks he has finally escaped his demanding mistress when she dies after a fall but her ghost comes back to haunt him and his fiancée. Joel gets stuck in a ventilation duct and the Bots are no help.

The Mads present the satellite people a film so bad that apologies are sent, and Tom Servo goes off his nut from it: After finishing "Hired! (1940)," they are presented the abysmal "Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)."

A teenage girl, her dorky boyfriend, and her scientist father discover a caveman in the desert in "Eegah (1962)." Joel and the Bots discuss 60s sitcoms and the subtler forms of hell.

Mike and the Bots sit through "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)." Pearl returns a trio of space-brats to their parents.

In "The Pumaman (1980)," Constantly-Out-Of-His-League Man battles evil while Pearl hosts her Castle Forrester Ball.

In order to impress the Bureau of Mad Scientists, Pearl unleashes the mephitic "Girl in Gold Boots (1968)," a poorly acted, and even worse edited tale of a girl who attempts to make it big in LA as a dancer with the help of a petty thug.

The guys take a crack at "Future War (1997)" in which a man escapes to LA but is being tracked by cyborgs. Mike and the Bots thank Pearl for not killing them which derails her plans. Tom makes himself a pair of legs so he can kick-box.

The trio sits through the dreary Joe Don Baker disasterpiece "Mitchell (1975)" as Gypsy tries to find a way to save Joel from being killed by the Mads.

A motorcycle racer and a violent stunt rider start a war of vengeance against each other in "Five the Hard Way (1969)." Joel and the Bots write a song inspired by the movie and chat with a few characters from the film on the Hexfield.

A map heist goes horribly wrong off the coast of Catalina and it's up to a bunch of scantily clad scuba-partying teens to save the day in "Catalina Caper (1967)."

Joel and the Bots hear all about new-fangled farming techniques in the short "The Truck Farmer (1954)." Afterwards, a teen overachiever blames his parents for his run in with the law in "I Accuse My Parents (1944)" which the guys watch and then reenact.

Mike and the Bots get terminal enchantment from "Frosty (1965)." With Pearl away, the Observer and Professor Bobo argue over who is in charge.

In "Horrors of Spider Island (1960)," a spider terrorizes stranded bikini clad dancers while Pearl decides to move the castle.

Alien eggs hatch on Earth after a meteor crash which spells trouble for a vacationing family, a singer on tour with his entourage, and a pair of poachers in "Extra Terrestrial Visitors (1983)." Joel and the Bots write their own song.

Joel and the Bots have another outing with Hercules in "Hercules Against the Moon Men (1964)." This time, Hercules faces off with a moon men cult who unleash a sandstorm on Earth. The Mads explain deep hurting while Joel and the Bots sing a song about pants.

Doctor Forrester's funding has been cut off, and as he waits for the Satellite of Love to crash, he sends the crew "Laserblast (1978)." Can our heroes escape to the edge of the Universe and why Leonard Maltin gave the film 2½ stars?

A grandfather tells his grandson several horrifying stories in "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)." Crow and Tom review each other, Servo accidentally turns Mike into an infant, and the crew shows off a collection of Ernest Borgnine children's books.

Joel and crew can't settle on which of two film actors in the giant carnivorous lizard movie "The Giant Gila Monster (1959)" are more like TV actor Tige Andrews or comedian David Miller.

Joel and the Bots discover the difference between real and "reel" life, how to dispose of snacks in space, a real boss visitor, and how JFK can wreck a fashion show while also watching the classic "Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)."

In "Werewolf (1995)," a guy turns people into werewolves for his own sick pleasure while Mike turns into a were-Crow.

Mike and the Bots learn the Eighties were worse than they thought as they endure the putrid sci-fi epic, "Space Mutiny (1988)."

Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank fool around with voodoo as Mike and the Bots make several "Batman (1966)" jokes in order to endure "Zombie Nightmare (1987)" with Adam West.

In Jonah Ray's first experiment, he, and his robot friends Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot are subjected by Kinga Forrester and Max, TV's son of TV's Frank, to a terrible Danish made monster movie.