Mystery Science Theater 3000

The guys take a crack at "Future War (1997)" in which a man escapes to LA but is being tracked by cyborgs. Mike and the Bots thank Pearl for not killing them which derails her plans. Tom makes himself a pair of legs so he can kick-box.

Mike Nelson and his robot companions watch and give their comments about This Island Earth (1955).

The trio sits through the dreary Joe Don Baker disasterpiece Mitchell (1975) as Gypsy tries to find a way to save Joel from being killed by the Mads.

Mike and the Bots watch a high school student fall into the depths of despair because he got caught "Cheating (1952)." Later, the guys try to make sense of "The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)" as a scantily clad superwoman does battle with supervillains.

In "Werewolf (1995)," a guy turns people into werewolves for his own sick pleasure while Mike turns into a were-Crow.

While gearing up for his big day, Jonah Joins Doug McClure for a wild ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.

Joel and the Bots have a casual day on the Satellite of Love and endure "Hercules (1958)," yet another incoherent Hercules movie.

A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in the blustery 1974 adventure.

In Jonah Ray's first experiment, he, and his robot friends Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot are subjected by Kinga Forrester and Max, TV's son of TV's Frank, to a terrible Danish made monster movie.

A Senate candidate finds a seductive reform school dropout hiding in his home in "Kitten with a Whip (1964)." The crew throws a Mexican fiesta like the one in the film and chat with a real kitten with a whip on the Hexfield.

In "The Pumaman (1980)," Constantly-Out-Of-His-League Man battles evil while Pearl hosts her Castle Forrester Ball.

Mike and the Bots watch the dreary educational short "Is This Love? (1957)" in which a family tries to convince a young lady to hold off on getting married.. Afterwards, they encounter the horrifyingly bad "Teenage Strangler (1964)."

An adventurer sets sail in search of the bird of happiness in "Sadko (1953)." Crow has trouble with his own lifelong quest and the guys have a meeting of the Junior Jester Club.

Kinga, drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.

When the ninth chapter of "Radar Men from the Moon (1952)" encounters technical difficulties, it gives the Mads an earlier opportunity to bring the Satellite of Love and its crew to their knees via "Robot Holocaust (1987)."

A hero and his talking motorcycle take on an evil dictator in "Warrior of the Lost World (1983)." The guys try to get post-apocalyptic driving permits and discuss things to do after the apocalypse.

Mike and the Bots endure and barely survive "The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)," their third and final Coleman Francis abomination featuring Tor Johnson as the titular beast.

Mike and the Bots gorge on "Gorgo (1961)," a maudlin monster mess featuring two giant mother-and-son lizards and a Samuel Beckett lookalike. Leonard Maltin shows up to hawk his movie guide, which inexplicably praises the film.

Joel and the Bots watch another segment from early "General Hospital (1963)" before watching "The Beatniks (1958)," a film about a wanna-be singer trying to get away from his hoodlum friends. The Bots have a slumber party.

Joel and the Bots get tips on public speaking from the short "Speech: Using Your Voice (1950)" and watch a spider devour a town in "The Spider (1958)." Crow reads his screenplay "Earth vs. Soup" and Joel sets up a rehearsal for his rock band Spidorr.

Joel and the Bots endure yet again two equally bad episodes from the failed action series "The Master (1984)."

Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.

An aging woman ventures to Africa to learn the secret of eternal youth but finds it comes at the price of human life in "The Leech Woman (1960)." On the Satellite of Love, the nanites go on strike and Pearl is forced to lay down some new laws.

While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga Forrester connects with her long-distance lover.

It's "Canada Bashing Day" on the Satellite of Love in every respect between progressive world domination and bizarre looting. The crew then watches "The Final Sacrifice (1990)."