nofuneral collection - WIP

A teenager girl mistakenly downloads the Mangler 2.0 computer virus into her highschool's new state of the art computer system and all hell breaks loose.

A husband and wife open a video store in a new town, and come to find out that the locals only rent horror films and the "occasional triple X'er", and make their own snuff videos.

Howard and Eli, the killers from the first film in this duology, Video Violence, are back and are now hosting their own TV series. Broadcast secretly from their basement, the series looks at the fine art of murder, letting other aspiring psychos send in videos of their handiwork for the world to enjoy. Some viewers are shocked and horrified, but many more become avid fans, clamoring for more and more blood.

Employees of a software company discover a conspiracy to use the games made by the company to control the thoughts of its customers.

A man is haunted by visions of a beautiful woman. When he finally meets her, he winds up involved in a Satanic cult.

Hitler's Brain is saved by Nazi madmen, and is giving orders on a small tropical island!

The disfigured curator of a wax museum murders his enemies and then uses their bodies as exhibits in his museum.

A coven of devil-worshiping monks living in New York City search for victims for their sacrificial ceremonies.

A woman driving her parents to her uncle's house crashes near the house. Her parents die but she survives. She stays with her uncle, but it becomes clear that he and his son are planning something sinister for her.

A young Seminole Indian uses his rattlesnake to take revenge on all those he believes have wronged him.

A masked lunatic kills off people in a haunted house.

The descendants of a witch hunting family and their close friends are stalked and killed by a mysterious entity.

A teacher and her class of female students take a class trip to the desert. Their bus breaks down, and they find themselves terrorized by a gang of psycho bikers.

A nymphomaniac speeds along her father's death so she can use the inheritance to bail out her depraved boyfriend.

In Turkey, a lesbian vampire - who uses an erotic nightclub act to find new victims - lures a lawyer to her private island under the pretense of resolving an inheritance issue.

A cannibal caterer kills various young women in preparation for a ritual feast for a long-dormant Egyptian goddess that has him under its control.

A TV talk-show hostess and her boyfriend investigate a shady magician who has the ability to hypnotize and control the thoughts of people in order to stage gory on-stage illusions using his powers of mind bending.

A former astronaut helps a government agent and a police detective track the source of mysterious alien pod spores, filled with lethal flesh-dissolving acid, to a South American coffee plantation controlled by alien pod clones.

John Johnson's Skeleton Key is a horror comedy about a tabloid reporter, Howard, who in the process of covering a story on a five-legged two-headed goat comes across the town of Nilbog.

The owner of a plantation in the jungle marries a beautiful woman. Shortly afterward, he is plagued by a strange voodoo curse which transforms him into a gorilla.

The Bad Movie Police force deals with an obnoxious low-budget actor who "wants" to be arrested for appearing in the movie HUMANOIDS FROM ATLANTIS (1992).

When a terrorist's body, infected with a stolen chemical, is cremated by the US military, a virus is unintentionally released into the atmosphere over a small island.

Strangers searching for a young woman's missing father arrive at a tropical island where a doctor desperately seeks the cause and cure of a recent epidemic of the undead.

College students Alice, who lives with her widower father, and nymphomaniac Kathy are invited to a pool party by their lesbian French teacher Frieda. Alice gets drunk and uses LSD, then Frieda takes a bath with her and they have sex. Alice joins a group of hippies, uses LSD and marijuana with them, and takes part in wild orgies. Then one night, a bad trip could halt the good times forever.

A college student must save his girlfriend from a fraternity of voodoo cultists who hope to make her a human sacrifice.