MST3K Episodes I own

In the series' first national broadcast, the Mads have moved into Deep 13, Joel has spruced up the Bots, and Forrest Tucker sleepwalks his way through "The Crawling Eye (1958)," this week's literally eye-popping film.

The Mads fall victim to their own newly-installed security system, and the unfortunately-shaped Satellite of Love is besieged by Demon Dogs hoping to pray to the Giant Bone, all the while "The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (1958)" is happening.

Things get hairy on the Satellite of Love thanks to the lupine antics of "The Mad Monster (1942)" and the second chapter of "Radar Men from the Moon (1952)."

The crew of the Satellite of Love presents and screens the 1942 Bela Lugosi not-so classic movie "The Corpse Vanishes (1942)."

Joel and the Bots have a tough time agreeing on how to spend their free time between segments of the teen sci-fi thriller "The Crawling Hand (1963)."

The guys watch "Robot Monster (1953)," a post-apocalyptic film about aliens and robots, riff on two more installments of "Radar Men from the Moon (1952)" and try to understand surrealism.

The crew stages their own moon landing pageant as they watch the film "Moon Zero Two (1969)" about an astronaut hired to capture an asteroid made of sapphires.

A motorcycle racer and a violent stunt rider start a war of vengeance against each other in "Five the Hard Way (1969)." Joel and the Bots write a song inspired by the movie and chat with a few characters from the film on the Hexfield.

A map heist goes horribly wrong off the coast of Catalina and it's up to a bunch of scantily clad scuba-partying teens to save the day in "Catalina Caper (1967)."

A college med student's final fraternity initiation goes wrong when he's assigned to retrieve a gold ring from a cadaver he had recently performed an autopsy on in "Ring of Terror (1961)."

A military team sent to search for a lost rocket ends up trapped on a mountain inhabited by dinosaurs in "Lost Continent (1951)." Joel refuses to enter the theater during movie sign but the Mads have ways of forcing him into the theater.

Joel and the Bots watch "X Marks the Spot (1944)," a short in which a driver finds himself on trial in heaven. In "King Dinosaur (1955)," the crew pokes fun as scientists are terrorized by snakes, bugs, and dinosaurs on a newly discovered planet.

Joel and the Bots suffer through First Spaceship on Venus (1960). A gorilla in a foreign ship attacks the Satellite of Love.

The Mads force Joel and the Bots to watch "Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)," the cheesy Japanese monster mash featuring Godzilla's infamous flying kick.

Joel and the Bots endure Miles O'Keeffe as Ator while Doctor F. endures Frank's efforts to be Mike Douglas in "The Blade Master (1983)."

A giant mutated turtle wakes from eons of slumber and attacks Japan in "Gamera: The Giant Monster (1965)." The Bots create their own beauty salon and are treated to a visit from Gamera himself on the Hexfield.

Alien eggs hatch on Earth after a meteor crash which spells trouble for a vacationing family, a singer on tour with his entourage, and a pair of poachers in "Extra Terrestrial Visitors (1983)." Joel and the Bots write their own song.

The Mads send the crew "Gamera vs. Barugon (1966)," another Gamera movie. This time, a group of travelers scour the jungle in search of the giant egg of a lizard-dog creature. Later, Joel and the Bots enjoy a simulated day at the beach.

Gamera is back in "Gamera vs. Gyaos (1967)" and this time he is up against Gaos, a bat-monster with the ability to shoot laser beams. Joel and the Bots make an arts and crafts project.

Crow and Tom build a cardboard fort while Joel introduces his idea for non-permanent tattoos during the invention exchange. In Bert I. Gordon's "The Amazing Colossal Man (1957)," an army colonel becomes a giant after an atomic blast.

With Crow disassembled, Joel and Servo are left by themselves to tackle "Fugitive Alien (1986)," the first part of a baffling Japanese sci-fi epic.

This time, the crew watches, "Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)," the fourth original Gamera film, including the Gamera Theme Song and a reenactment of an old favorite magic trick.

In "Gamera vs. Zigra (1971)," the seventh offering from Gamera, the infamous turtle faces off against an alien called Zigra determined on world domination. Joel and the Bots build a scale model of Gamera and make shoebox dioramas.

Today's experiment features real humans from Japan and a budget that must have been tens of dollars when the SOL crew watches "Star Force: Fugitive Alien II (1987)."

A mad scientist creates havoc when an experiment to stop the aging process goes awry when the crew of the Satellite of Love watches "The Unearthly (1957)".