Top 23 Episodes of MST3K

The Mads present the satellite people a film so bad that apologies are sent, and Tom Servo goes off his nut from it: After finishing "Hired! (1940)," they are presented the abysmal "Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)."

Mike and the Bots suffer through the 1988 B movie "Hobgoblins (1988)," the story of tiny goblin-like creatures who attack a group of teenagers.

It's "Canada Bashing Day" on the Satellite of Love in every respect between progressive world domination and bizarre looting. The crew then watches "The Final Sacrifice (1990)."

Alien eggs hatch on Earth after a meteor crash which spells trouble for a vacationing family, a singer on tour with his entourage, and a pair of poachers in "Extra Terrestrial Visitors (1983)." Joel and the Bots write their own song.

The Satellite of Love crew discovers just how boring an alien attack on Tokyo can be when they watch "Invasion of the Neptune Men (1961)," an anti-vehicle for Shin'ichi Chiba.

Mike and the Bots take on Coleman Francis' mise-en-scène epic, "Red Zone Cuba (1966)." This true tour-de-force of ineptitude combines two vagrant day-labourers, an escaped convict (played by Coleman Francis), Cuba, uranium, and frogs legs.

A pair of teens discover a band of multi-eyed aliens in "Attack of the Eye Creatures (1967)." Crow and Tom work through their "best friends" stage and the guys lament how much the filmmakers didn't care. The Mads get a visit from Larry Buchanan in Deep 13.

Mike and the Bots watch a high school student fall into the depths of despair because he got caught "Cheating (1952)." Later, the guys try to make sense of "The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)" as a scantily clad superwoman does battle with supervillains.

A teenage girl, her dorky boyfriend, and her scientist father discover a caveman in the desert in "Eegah (1962)." Joel and the Bots discuss 60s sitcoms and the subtler forms of hell.

In "The Pumaman (1980)," Constantly-Out-Of-His-League Man battles evil while Pearl hosts her Castle Forrester Ball.

The crew muses about a wacky short in "Circus on Ice (1954)." Then they watch "Monster a Go-Go (1965)" where a radiated astronaut has returned to Earth as a giant mutant. In the invention exchange, Joel presents non-violent action figures.

Mike and the Bots learn the Eighties were worse than they thought as they endure the putrid sci-fi epic, "Space Mutiny (1988)."

In "The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969)," an evil mastermind plans to destroy the world but his arch-nemesis gets in the way. The movie is so terrible that the crew has a nervous breakdown, but the Mads celebrate their victory a little too quickly.

Doctor Forrester's funding has been cut off, and as he waits for the Satellite of Love to crash, he sends the crew "Laserblast (1978)." Can our heroes escape to the edge of the Universe and why Leonard Maltin gave the film 2½ stars?

Joel and the Bots watch "Canines of the Caribbean (1985)," a Japanese rip-off of "Planet of the Apes (1968)," stage their own version of "Inherit the Wind," and Crow shows off the latest in ape fashion.

The trio sits through the dreary Joe Don Baker disasterpiece "Mitchell (1975)" as Gypsy tries to find a way to save Joel from being killed by the Mads.

In "Tormented (1960)," a pianist thinks he has finally escaped his demanding mistress when she dies after a fall but her ghost comes back to haunt him and his fiancée. Joel gets stuck in a ventilation duct and the Bots are no help.

Mike and the Bots suffer through "The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)." Meanwhile, Pearl and her two underlings find alien pods from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)."

In "Werewolf (1995)," a guy turns people into werewolves for his own sick pleasure while Mike turns into a were-Crow.

Mike and the Bots sit through "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)." Pearl returns a trio of space-brats to their parents.

In "Time Chasers (1994)," a schmuck has to correct changes to the future by fixing them in the past while Tom and Crow try to fix Mike's past into something more pleasant.

Joel and the Bots hear all about new-fangled farming techniques in the short "The Truck Farmer (1954)." Afterwards, a teen overachiever blames his parents for his run in with the law in "I Accuse My Parents (1944)" which the guys watch and then reenact.

In the "The Clonus Horror (1979)," scientists run a clone farm for VIPs while Pearl and her goons are forced into babysitting omnipotent Space Children.