All my ratings of 2018

Dave jokes about the sexual assaults dominating the 2017 entertainment news and how and why people allow themselves to be abused.

A young boy named Kubo must locate a magical suit of armour worn by his late father in order to defeat a vengeful spirit from the past.

Vampire death dealer Selene (Kate Beckinsale) fights to end the eternal war between the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her.

In a city of humanoid animals, a hustling theater impresario's attempt to save his theater with a singing competition becomes grander than he anticipates even as its finalists find that their lives will never be the same.

After Ferdinand, a bull with a big heart, is mistaken for a dangerous beast, he is captured and torn from his home. Determined to return to his family, he rallies a misfit team on the ultimate adventure.

For centuries, there have been legends of "devils" walking the Earth, feeding off the blood of humans. However, the truth behind these vampiric legends has remained a mystery... until now. Strange "lifepods" have crashed in the western mountains, bringing with them supernatural beings previously found only in the realm of folk-lore and fantasy. Vampires walk the Earth, at war with Humanity an each other, driven by the most terrifying of genetic imperatives! Like wasps seeking a spider, they have come to this planet for only one purpose: to perpetuate their species. To save Mankind, Kimera must die. Full Synopsis: Many years ago, vampires came to earth from their native planet, Izatu. They were called demons and were hunted and destroyed by humans. Unable to reproduce, the vampires took a human woman back to Izatu in order to crossbreed her. This woman became the "Mother" of the last three remaining human/vampire hybrids...Kimera (KEY-mer-ah), Ginsu, and Kianu. Kimera is a beautiful, green-haired hermaphrodite. Ginzu is a monstrous, multi-tentacled male, who intends to turn Kimera into the next Mother in order to create more vampires so that they can take over the earth and use humans as their cattle. Kianu, a beautiful but sterile male, intends to stop Ginzu's plan, even if it means killing Kimera. Unfortunately, their plans are disrupted when their space capsules crashland in Japan. Ginzu and Kianu get away, but Kimera is taken to the Air Force base where s/he is placed in cold storage. Osamu and his friend Jay are headed for the Air Force Base where Jay's father works. A sudden explosion at the base results in Osamu seeing Kimera in her storage tank. Osamu instantly falls in love with Kimera and releases her. Kimera has decided that, since she can't mate with Kianu, she will do so with Osamu. Ginzu has linked up with the sinister Dr Fender who is helping to reactivate the "Mother System". Kianu and Ginzu destroy each other battling over Kimera. Osamu and Kimera run away together, Osamu knowing that their baby may very well result in the destruction of the human race, but Osamu doesn't care. He is happy to be with Kimera, even though he has to give her some of his blood ever so often. [Full Synopsis by bj_kuehl.]

With the help of his old mentor Rias, sorceress Sonya, wizard Roe, and warriors Galen and Ryunan, brave young prince Serios must free his people from the tyrannical rule of warlock Ackdam and his demon army led by gargantuan dragon Zaggy.

The expendable crew of a corporate space vessel must stop a murderous shape-shifting alien organism that somehow got on board.

After her village is destroyed and all its residents slaughtered by the evil wizard Gardein and his master The Dark Lord, a warrior known as Lemnear, The Silver Champion, vows to find and kill them both to avenge the massacre.

The witch Bayonetta wakes from a 500-year slumber on the bottom of a lake with no memories, and battles hordes of angels to rediscover her past.

Garbage man Marty tries his hand at standup comedy and fails miserably until he adds the third arm to his act that mysteriously grew out of his back.

Michael is looking for a woman who likes to play games, but when he finds Suzzanne, she might just be more than he bargained for.

A female advertising agent comes up against a man she can't sexually manipulate.

A chronicle of the history of the Friday the 13th franchise.

Security expert Will Griffith has been hired to secure the mansion of South American expatriate Hector Mejenes, upon the insistence of his American wife, Marilyn.

No one could be more bored than Zack, the new kid in town with no friends in sight. When a gang of hip, skateboarding thrashers start cruising his neighborhood, Zack hopes his luck will change. But they want nothing to do with him. Then Zack makes the discovery of his life: a talking wisecracking, magical skateboard. And suddenly, skateboarding rises to entirely new heights.

Dave talks about not actually growing up in the projects, the hate he received from the transgender community, and from fake news.

A man and a woman sharing a psychic link meet and fall in love, but the woman's influential and powerful husband stands in their way.

When a man's wife dies, the new executive of his company makes a move. Though they know that sexual relations could cause problems, that does not stop them.

Amanda, a beautiful woman, resurfaces her rage after her husband suspects he has wandering eyes, causing chaos and deceit among those around them as the cunning and vengeful temptress waged her fury.

A beautiful blonde con-woman and martial artist seduces wealthy bachelors and grifts them out of their money using her wiles and deadly force if necessary.

While working as an EMT back stateside Jake Carter after responding to a distress call, finds himself caught up protecting a person of interest from a biker gang ruthlessly hunting them down.

A sex therapist finds herself forced to cooperate with the police in tracking down a killer who has been targeting other sex therapists by using her as a decoy.

Alicia Royale is a fashion mogul who decides to have a large pajama themed party as a promotion for her new line of clothing. At the party, the leading contender for the company spokesmodel, Julia Dempsey, is found dead in the swimming pool, apparently by suicide. Zoe Gibson suspects it was no suicide and hires a private investigator named Dean Thomas to look into the death. Dean digs deeper and deeper into the world of modelling and finds out that it is a lot more than just taking pictures and smiling.

Matt and Karen have inconsiderate neighbors whose lawn sprinkler drowns their flowers. A feud erupts and a series of tit-for-tat actions develop and escalate.