vampire core

unknown when watched
11 Vampire Points

its not my favorite of the twilight movies but it is the most iconic one. the blue filter was weird at first but while watching the other ones i kind of miss it. it only goes downhill from here. whether that's because of the directors' decisions or the actual books idk.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Edward, the Cullen Family
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Students, Carlisle is a Doctor, Esme chilling out
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: No
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: No Fangs *skull emoji*
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1], Telepathy [+1] for Edward, Precognition for Alice
• Weaknesses: Sunlight but it doesn't count because they don't die, they just sparkle, Fire [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Animals
• Sleeps: Don't Sleep
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: Who Knows
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: Not at all [-1]
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Going to school, Going to a restaurant on a date, Driving violently to escape pedophiles, Being a doctor, Going to prom [+5]

unknown when watched
11 Vampire Points

the best worst movie ever. the plot has gotten worse and edward is more unlikable. still, team edward over jacob.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Edward, the Cullen Family
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Students, Carlisle is a Doctor, Esme chilling out
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: No
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: No Fangs *skull emoji*
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1], Telepathy [+1] for Edward, Precognition for Alice, Pathokinesis for Jasper, The Volturi has special powers but they don't get points anyway
• Weaknesses: Sunlight but it doesn't count because they don't die, they just sparkle, Fire [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Animals
• Sleeps: Don't Sleep
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: Who Knows
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: Not at all [-1]
• Flouncing About: A Little [+1]
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Going to school, Attempting suicide in Italy, Driving a Lamborghini, Throwing a Birthday Party for a Human [+4]

unknown when watched
13 Vampire Points

i have absolutely no clue what is going on in this movie or why this movie had to be separate from new moon. you could combine the plot of new moon and eclipse and it would be a 2 hour long movie. its possible. i love new moon but eclipse is just like ehhh. also this is not helping jacob's case at all. team jacob is in ruins.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Edward, the Cullen Family
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Students, Carlisle is a Doctor, Esme chilling out
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: No
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: No Fangs *skull emoji*
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1], Telepathy [+1] for Edward, Precognition for Alice, Pathokinesis for Jasper, The Volturi has special powers but they don't get points anyway
• Weaknesses: Sunlight but it doesn't count because they don't die, they just sparkle, Fire [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Animals
• Sleeps: Don't Sleep
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: Who Knows
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: Not at all [-1]
• Flouncing About: A Little [+1]
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Going to school, Graduating high school, Fighting in a war, Being denied from adopting a child, Fighting over a girl with another guy, Proposing to a human [+6]

unkown when watched
14 Vampire Points

literal torture porn. but i love a good wedding so i'll let it slide.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Edward, the Cullen Family
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Carlisle is a Doctor, Rest of the family chilling out but not vampiring
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: No
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: No Fangs *skull emoji*
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1], Telepathy [+1] for Edward, Precognition for Alice, Pathokinesis for Jasper, The Volturi has special powers but they don't get points anyway
• Weaknesses: Sunlight but it doesn't count because they don't die, they just sparkle, Fire [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Animals, Drinking from Human Blood Bags
• Sleeps: Don't Sleep
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: SLAY [+2]
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: Not at all [-1]
• Flouncing About: A Little [+1]
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with Humans
• Human Activities: Getting married, Having a honeymoon in Rio, Owning a private island, Giving your wife a c-section, Having an evil baby [+5]

unknown when watched
15 Vampire Points

this is what it leads up to? like its not bad but like. c'mon yk. the final fight scene deserved to be real.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Bella, Edward, the Cullen Family
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Carlisle is a Doctor, Rest of the family chilling out but not vampiring
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Yes for Bella [+1], No for the rest
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: No Fangs *skull emoji*
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1], Telepathy [+1] for Edward, Sheilding for Bella, Precognition for Alice, Pathokinesis for Jasper, The Volturi has special powers but they don't get points anyway
• Weaknesses: Sunlight but it doesn't count because they don't die, they just sparkle, Fire [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Animals, Drinking from Human Blood Bags
• Sleeps: Don't Sleep
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: SLAY [+2]
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: Not at all [-1]
• Flouncing About: A Little [+1]
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with Humans
• Human Activities: Yelling at your pedophile friend that is trying to groom your baby, Raising a child, Lying to your family, Celebrating Christmas, Starting a war [+5]
• Rami Malek Point [+1]

unknown when started or completed
13 Vampire Points

i'm not saying this is the worst show i've *ever* seen, because it certainly isn't, but it is the worst show. i had fun tho. they deserved another season at the very least. I'm looking at you, netflix...

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Juliette, the Farirmont Family
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Student, Keepers of the Magic Snake, District Attorney
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: No for Juliette, Yes for the rest [+1]
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: Three Back
• Abilities: Magic Healing for Legacies [+1], Hypnotism for Elinor and maybe Oliver [+1], Super Senses [+1]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Silver [+1], Wooden Stakes [+1], None for Legacies
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Blood Pills
• Sleeps: In a Bed/Like a Human for Legacies, Never Discussed for normal vampires
• Dress Style: Fits the Time or Cemetary Chic
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: A Little [+1]
• Are They Daywalkers: Only Legacies [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Only Legacies
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with Other Vampires
• Human Activities: Going to school, Running from the cops, Being a serial killer, District attorneying, Selling your daughter away to marry a man [+5]

started: ?/?/2022
up to date/completed: 8/16/2022
27 Vampire Points

the beginning of the vampire core mission. slay.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo, Colin Robinson
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Vampiring [+1]
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Yes [+1]
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: Three Back
• Abilities: Flight [+1], Magic Healing [+1], Shapeshifting [+1], Hypnotism [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Super Strength [+1], Pyrokinesis by Nandor, Communication with animals by Laszlo
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Silver [+1], Stake to the Heart [+1], Garlic [+1], Religious Items/Buildings [+1], Salt, Decapitation
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Other Vampires by Colin [-1]
• Sleeps: Anywhere with Native Soil [+1]
• Dress Style: Stuck in the Past, Fits the Time Occasionally
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: No [+1], Energy Vampires Look Dead in the Mirror
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: Yes [+1]
• Flouncing About: Plenty [+2]
• Are They Daywalkers: No [+1], Energy Vampires are
• Can They Eat Human Food: No [+1]
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with Humans; As far as We Know, Not with Other Vampires
• Human Activities: Going to the store, Going to super bowl party, Going to a casino, Going to a funeral, Getting married [+5]

watched 8/6/2022

watched 8/9/2022
7 Vampire Points

me watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-d-kT5AmpQ&ab_channel=Spoonicks

WHAT THE ACTUAL FVCK. HOW. HOW DO YOU MAKE A MOVIE *THIS* BAD. The story was inconsistent and hard to follow, main girlie gets to break whatever laws about being a vampire she wants at any time, Meat Loaf is a vampire for some reason and immediately is murdered, the underwater fight scene was the worst thing ever like it was basically a fight you'd accidentally walk in on but stand there and watch it bc why not. it was so stupid and then they move on to the next scene and all of a sudden rayne is dooting the guy she has no chemistry with. also why does she have this outfit on. and the final fight scene was stupid and choreographed so weirdly and so many other things i have a problem with in this movie. like how fake the clink clonking swords look. but her blades are pretty cool and i can't wait for the next one.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Rayne
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Freak Show Cast Member, Knight?
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Maybe
• How They’re Turned: Who Knows
• Fang Placement: Three Back
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Water, Normal vampires have more but who cares about them
• Feed by: Drinking from Humans [+1], Drinking from Animals, Drinking from Other Vampires [-1]
• Sleeps: Like a Human
• Dress Style: Vampirate
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: Who Knows
• Seen in Pictures: Who Knows
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes because she's a dhampir, No for normal ones [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with a Human; As far as We Know, Not with Other Vampires
• Human Activities: Scaring a child, Being in the circus [+2]

watched 8/9/2022
6 Vampire Points

HOW DID IT GET WORSE. this movie made me change my review of the first one from a 1 to a 2. i thought it couldn't get worse and it did. this is the most boring movie i've ever seen. the plot is inconsistent with the last movie, rayne is all of a sudden in america and played by a different person, billy the kid is a vampire that eats children??? and that's somehow weirder than meat loaf having a vampire orgy, and also the ending scene wasn't even good or tolerable like the last one. at least the weapons look better, too bad the fight scenes are way worse. i hope when she fights vampire hitler it will be better than this. im not asking for a miracle, uwe boll. do not mess the next one up please.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Rayne
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Cowgirl
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Maybe
• How They’re Turned: Who Knows
• Fang Placement: Three
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Water, Normal vampires have more but who cares about them
• Feed by: Drinking from Humans [+1], Drinking from Animals, Drinking from Other Vampires [-1]
• Sleeps: Like a Human
• Dress Style: Fits the Time + Leather
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: Who Knows
• Seen in Pictures: Who Knows
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes because she's a dhampir, No for normal ones [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with a Human; As far as We Know, Not with Other Vampires
• Human Activities: Being friends with ranchers [+1]

watched 8/11/2022
9 Vampire Points

okay. this movie was actually good to some degree. the plot is absolutely bizarre and is kind of slow in some parts, but its definitely wayyyyyyyy better than the first two. also, I love how this movie is basically trying to erase the second one. the flashbacks they show are only from the original movie like the second one never happened. but also, if this was supposed to be a do-over for the whole series, I would say they did a decent job. if you watched this one without seeing the others, you would get the same experience. she literally re-explains everything you need at the beginning. at least this one was fun. GUTAN TAG, MOTHERFUCKERS.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Rayne
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Nazi Resistance Group Member
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Maybe
• How They’re Turned: Blood Transfusion [+1]
• Fang Placement: Three Back
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Water, Normal vampires have more but who cares about them
• Feed by: Drinking from Humans [+1], Drinking from Animals, Drinking from Other Vampires [-1]
• Sleeps: In a Bed/Like a Human
• Dress Style: Vampirate
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: Who Knows
• Seen in Pictures: Who Knows
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes because she's a dhampir, No for normal ones [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with a Human; As far as We Know, Not with Other Vampires
• Human Activities: Speaking german, Dooting a man in a car, Dooting a prostitute [+3]

watched 8/9/2022
11 Vampire Points

a palette cleanser after watching the first two bloodrayne movies. i know in theory this is a terrible movie. like by itself, yes, its bad. but if you just watch it as a parody of twilight like you're supposed to, its actually great. it was funny and made fun of twilight in a way that didn't make you angry but laugh along. so everyone who gave this movie a one on letterboxd can go clink clonk themselves.

essentially the same vampire rules as twilight and new moon.

started: 8/8/2022
completed: 8/11/2022
11 Vampire Points

i went into this thinking it would be the worst thing on earth but it surprisingly wasn't that bad. it wasn't amazing but it was a generally interesting story and did enough to make me care about it, so points for that. the story is kind of stupid, like how the bloods name their group from the top of their heads and all of a sudden, the government is also making official statements calling them "the bloods" like they've been informed of this information. like how did they find that out?? the show is slowly getting worse but then something crazy happens like ian somerhalder shooting the shvt out of someone and saying a super predictable but awesome line afterward. the finale would have been perfect if they got another season, but since it got canceled, it just made me mad.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Michael Fayne, the Bloods
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Climate Change Helper, Leader of the Bloods, Vampiring [+1]
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Not at first, But yes later [+1]
• How They’re Turned: Sickness
• Fang Placement: Depends, All Teeth are Sharp for some, Some are Three Back
• Abilities: Magic Healing [+1], Super Sense [+1], Super Strength [+1]
• Weaknesses: Something
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Human Blood Bags, Drinking Synthetic Blood
• Sleeps: In a Bed/Like a Human
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: No, but they get magic baths
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: No
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Probably Yes
• Human Activities: Going to a Club, Going to a Resturant, Plotting to Rebel Against the Government, Forming Armies, Doing Interviews, Promoting their Gang Online [+7]

watched 8/12/2022
13 Vampire Points

this movie was good, but not like WOAH good yk. I was like a fun one time watch expirience. It was very colorful, which most vampire movies aren't, dave franco was killing it with his suits and backflips, and snoop dogg had a hat which is amazing.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Audrey San Fernando, Her Minions
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Real Estate Agent
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Yes [+1]
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: Three Back
• Abilities: Super Strength [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1], Magic Healing [+1]
• Weaknesses: Fire [+1], Removed Fangs [+1], Sunlight [+1], Silver [+1], Stake to the Heart/Wood [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1]
• Sleeps: Never Discussed
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: Who Knows
• Seen in Pictures: Who Knows
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: No [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Who Knows
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Being a real estate agent, Living in nice houses and apartments [+2]

watched 8/13/2022
3 Vampire Points

[insert copy of letterboxd review]. the ending was confusing to say the least but it gets a two bc they sang.
THEY THREW AWAY A WHOLE VAMPIRE.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Tim (who knows his real name)
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Nothing?
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Who Knows
• How They’re Turned: Who Knows
• Fang Placement: Three Back
• Abilities: Ballistic Scream
• Weaknesses: Who Knows
• Feed by: Who Knows
• Sleeps: In a Coffin [+1]
• Dress Style: Stuck in the Path
• Magic Makeover: Who Knows
• Seen in Mirrors: Who Knows
• Seen in Pictures: Who Knows
• Must Be Invited in: Who Knows
• Flouncing About: A Little [+1]
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Who Knows
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with Other Vampire
• Human Activities: Going to the Mall, Dancing and Singing [+2]

watched 8/16/2022
23 Vampire Points

the end of this movie pissed me off but the rest of it-- the rest of it was amazing. i was worried this would be boring because movies from the 90s with those dreary cameras and are 2 hours long usually put me to sleep, but this was great. tom cruise and brad pitt having a daughter together? a little girl with two dads? are you kidding? this is the most progressive movie I've seen. the level of flouncing about and sus activities they do is astronomical. so far this is the best vampire movie I've seen on my journey. but the point system will show us soon.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Louis, Lestat, and Claudia
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Plantation Owner, Vampiring [+1]
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire?: Yes for Lestat [+1], No for Louis and Claudia
• How They’re Turned: Blood Transfusion [+1]
• Fang Placement: Two and Three
• Abilities: Flight [+1], Hearing Thoughts [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Magic Healing [+1]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Fire [+1], Possibly Nothing for Lestat??
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Animals
• Sleeps: In a Coffin [+1]
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: SLAY [+2]
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Who Knows
• Must Be Invited in: No
• Flouncing About: Plenty [+2]
• Are They Daywalkers: No [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: No [+1]
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: He is an arsonist, He did an interview, He was a father, He was a husband [+4]
• Christian Slater Point [+1]

watched 8/18/2022
17 Vampire Points

this would get a 10 if it was a standalone movie. but its not. i still can't wrap my head around the way i'm supposed to accept that this a sequel to interview with the vampire. it just doesn't feel right lmao. but looking past that, this movie is low key amazing. its the perfect amount of chaotic. did the second half of the movie feel rushed? yes. was this movie still too long? yes. maharet should have gotten more screen time, and not bc i like her character, i know nothing about this woman, and that's why she needs more. how is she just going to hold the magic vampire founder blood and become a mystic statue and i don't even know who this woman is. i'm glad lestat finds his perfect hardin x tessa dynamic where the girl is only there to fix him. i can't even remember human girl's name. but that's okay. also, aaliyah isn't in this movie that much at all. the description and title makes it seem like she's the main girlie but human girl has so much screen time its bizarre.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Lestat, Akasha
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Rock Star, Vampiring [+1]
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Yes [+1], Well... mostly
• How They’re Turned: Blood Transfusion [+1]
• Fang Placement: Two and Three
• Abilities: Flight [+1], Magic Healing [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1], Spontaneus Combustion
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Fire [+1], Decapitation, Drained Blood
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Other Vampires [-1]
• Sleeps: In a Coffin [+1], As a Statue
• Dress Style: Fits the Time for some, Stuck in the Past for others
• Magic Makeover: Yes [+1]
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: A Little [+1]
• Are They Daywalkers: No [+1] for all but Akasha and the ones that drink her blood
• Can They Eat Human Food: No [+1]
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Having a band, Going to the bar, Dooting to Deftones songs [+3]

watched 8/17/2022
11 Vampire Points

i've seen this movie before but since it was on the list and it's been a while since i saw it for the first time, i thought it would be a good idea to rewatch it. this movie looks so dingy and homemade its like how did the actors think this would be a good idea. the webshow looks better than this. there's like a total of 15 people in this movie. no background characters or people that just stand around to make a space look more crowded, its just empty. everything just so blatantly screams that its a set. like if they recorded the acting troupe that came to perform at a middle school. however, the songs are the saving grace of this movie. they're actually pretty good and the cast are all good singers but something about the way they film the music sequences is just hilarious. it just looks so low budget its insane. their fangs are so fake and the magic eyeliner really is the cherry on top. okay, upon further inspection, yes, there are background characters. but idk, it feels empty still. also the ending of this movie felt like they didn't know how to finish the story so they just were like okay trey's leaving now. like what? but let's put that aside and listen to the soundtrack.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Trey, Dylan, Kind of Sara
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Students possibly for Sara and Dylan but they never go to school, Vampiring for Trey [+1]
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Yes for Trey and the others by the end [+1], No for Dylan at the start
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: Three Back
• Abilities: Teleportation, Telepathy [+1]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight maybe?? [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1]
• Sleeps: Never Discussed
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: Yes but it goes away and comes back randomly [+1]
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Maybe? They take a bunch of pictures in the photo booth but never get them
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1] Trey is always where he isn't wanted Nanny McPhee style
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: No? [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes but drenched in blood
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Getting therapy, going to a club, getting roofied, making sushi for a dinner party, going to a carnival [+5]

watched 8/19/2022
17.5 Vampire Points

this movie was cute and i like the concept of the white gentrifying neighbors were all literal monsters. it also was sorta funny and overall a pretty good movie. the kids not knowing what a vampire was or how they work to any degree before watching blade made me so mad and was annoying when they kept acting dumb like that.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Vivian and her squad
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Real Estate Agents
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Yes [+1]
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: Two and Three Back for Vivian, Two Back for others, Three back for others
• Abilities: Super Strength [+1], Flight... I think [+0.5]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Silver [+1], Stake to the Heart [+1], Fire [+1], Garlic [+1], Religious Items [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1]
• Sleeps: In a Coffin [+1]
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: No [+1]
• Seen in Pictures: No [+1]
• Must Be Invited in: Yes [+1]
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: No [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food:
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as we know, no
• Human Activities: Gentrifying neighborhoods, Going to a bodega [+2]

watched 8/19/2022
24 Vampire Points

there are so many random famous people in this movie, its amazing. the plot is a fun cute little story and the ending did actually make me a little sad. i thought they would find a way around it or that they would stay vampires until the end but it was still a nice resolution. the magic makeovers in this are so incredible, like wowzers. the special effects are sorta awful but i know they could be way worse. either way i had fun watching this. slay.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Goody, Stacy, Cisserus
• Main Vampire(s) Job:
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: Yes [+1] for the most part
• How They’re Turned: Blood Transfusion [+1]
• Fang Placement: Two Back or All Teeth are Sharp
• Abilities: Flight [+1], Super Senses [+1], Super Speed [+1], Hypnotism [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Silver [+1], Stake to the Heart [+1], Maker dying
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Animals
• Sleeps: In a Coffin [+1], Bat Style [+1]
• Dress Style: Vampire Girl at Hot Topic, Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: SLAY [+2]
• Seen in Mirrors: No [+1]
• Seen in Pictures: No [+1]
• Must Be Invited in: Unclear
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: No [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with a Human if you turn back into a human, the baby will die if you don't
• Human Activities: Going to a club, Going to AA meetings, Almost being murdered by your boyfriend's parents, Having a rat infestation business, Going to college, Modeling clothes for your momager [+6]

watched 8/21/2022
16 Vampire Points

this is so bizarre and insane and badly made BUT props to these people for trying their best. it held my attention way more than night teeth. as long as a movie is better than night teeth, i think a film has succeeded at being a film. so congratulations to this low budget masterpiece.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Dracula, Sharkula
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Fish Entrepreneur, Shipping n Stuff, Vampiring [+1]
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire:
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1]
• Fang Placement: Three Back
• Abilities: Sharkula can fly [+1], Shapeshifting [+1], Telepathy [+1], Super Strength [+1], Super Senses [+1]
• Weaknesses: Religious Items [+1], Fire [+1], Stake to the Heart [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Other Vampires [-1]
• Sleeps: In a Coffin [+1], In the Ocean
• Dress Style: Stuck in the Past
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: No [+1]
• Seen in Pictures: Who Knows
• Must Be Invited in: Unclear
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: No [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: No [+1]
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Owning a shipping business, Torturing the inhabitants of the town [+2]

watched 8/23/2022
0 Vampire Points *skull emoji*

i was hoping this would have at least one real vampire element to convince the people at school to think he's a vampire, but no. the people in this movie are all just stupid. it was an enjoyable basic nickelodeon movie though. despite main guy having vivid hallucinatory issues and them never addressing it as a problem and only use it to move the plot along when needed.

watched 8/27/2022
5 Vampire Points

this movie was actually surprisingly good. it was sorta an indie style movie so i expected it to either be bad or too artsy for my liking but it wasn't really either of those things. rufus isn't the most vampirey vampire by a long shot-- he breaks almost every rule in the book, he roars like a lion??, he has claws, and he directly states he is not a vampire which makes him seem more like a werewolf that drinks blood despite the description and his immortality pointing to a vampire. still i think rufus is a pretty cool vampire movie idea. this weird fake child being hunted by some people and being taken in by a broken family is a fun idea and the guy that has the same face as rufus but a weirder nose is slaying. his character is the worst but he is slaying. i had fun but i still feel like the end was too quick. a sequel is needed.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Rufus
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Being a fake child
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: No
• How They’re Turned: Who Knows
• Fang Placement: Four Back
• Abilities: Super Speed [+1], Super Gymnastics [+1], Magic Healing [+1]
• Weaknesses:
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Eating Raw Meat
• Sleeps: In a Bed/Like a Human, In a Snow Fort
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: No
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: A Little [+1]
• Are They Daywalkers: Yes [-1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Only meat, Nothing else
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Playing baseball, Playing in the snow, Living in Canada [+3]

watched 9/4/2022
8 Vampire Points

another surprisingly good movie. it was bad, yes. also it took forever for the plot to actually start moving but halfway in it’s like ten things are happening at once for no good reason. like how many fires can you set on one plane? it’s bizarre and not as traditionally vampirey as I expected and the voice over for the little boy is annoying as hell, but nonetheless, I had fun.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Nadja
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Being a mom
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: No
• How They’re Turned: Bitten [+1], Blood Transfusion [+1]
• Fang Placement: All Teeth are Sharp
• Abilities: Super Strength [+1]
• Weaknesses: Sunlight [+1], Fire [+1]
• Feed by: Drinking from Humans [+1], Drinking from Animals, Magic Medicine
• Sleeps: Never Discussed
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: Definitely No
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Who Knows
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: None
• Are They Daywalkers: No [+1]
• Can They Eat Human Food: Who Knows
• Can Vampires Have Kids: As far as We Know, No
• Human Activities: Hijacking planes, Raising a son, Going to America [+3]

finished ???
10 Vampire Points

This show sucked. Pun intended. They took the plot way too seriously when every plot point was stupider than the last. I had high hopes after the first episode even though the car crash was confusing because I wasn’t expecting car crashes to be enough to kill vampires in this universe *skull emoji*, but every episode was somehow harder to enjoy than the last. I still would have watched another season if it wasn’t cancelled though. Also, how did they manage to get all of these actors that look identical to one another.

**Analysis**

• Main Vampire(s): Rose, Lissa
• Main Vampire(s) Job: Guardian in training, Students, Princess
• Does the Main Vampire(s) Enjoy Being a Vampire: No
• How They’re Turned: Born like this
• Fang Placement: Three Back, All are sharp
• Abilities: Telepathy [+1], Hypnotism [+1], Magic Healing [+1], Fire, Water, Air, Earth, Seeing Auras
• Weaknesses: Fire [+1], Sunlight [+1], Silver [+1], Decapitation
• Feed by: Drinking from a Human [+1], Drinking from Other Vampires [-1]
• Sleeps: In a Bed/Like a Human
• Dress Style: Fits the Time
• Magic Makeover: Definitely No
• Seen in Mirrors: Yes [-1]
• Seen in Pictures: Yes
• Must Be Invited in: No [-1]
• Flouncing About: Plenty [+2]
• Are They Daywalkers: Not all [+1], but most are
• Can They Eat Human Food: Yes
• Can Vampires Have Kids: Yes, with Other Vampires; Yes, with Humans
• Human Activities: Gets deathly ill, Gets in car crashes, Gets groomed by their teacher [+3]