The difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist is, a Northern Baptist says, 'There ain't no hell," and a Southern Baptist says, 'the hell there ain't!'
Say, a Democrat is somebody who expects somethin' fer nothin', and a Republican is somebody who expects nothin' fer somethin', an' a Independent is a cat that greases his own car.
Gratitude is riches, and complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful!