Quotes

I long time ago, when I was a child, I saw a little brown stick in the Baltic Sea. And, like a little dog, I swam after the stick. Only it was not a stick. It was a piece of shit. Shit happens ...

"A heartwarming story."...This can often be read in film descriptions. Is "heartwarming" a synonym for "cheesy"? The only heartwarming story I would be interested in is a story about heart transplantation.

It does not matter where it comes from, it's more important where it goes.

I was in Vienna when the Berlin Wall was crumbling trying to learn how a 16mm-Bolex works.

It's strange how many people are ashamed of their body and how few of their minds.

I realized that mathematics has very little to do with life. A minus multiplied by a minus never results in a plus, but rather, logically, a double minus. Two idiots will never become a genius.