John-Dylan Brown

Known most famously for his sense of humor and cunnilingus skills, one often overlooked but significant skill of his is his emotional intelligence. Within him, there are two wolves: one is the leader of a Pride parade, the other is balls deep in me, a woman, all the time. He is the proud owner of three beloved pets: a dog, a cat, and his girlfriend. In his spare time, he enjoys napping and karate kicks, almost always at the same time. Lays pipe like a god, minus the illegitimate demigod children.