Alexander Bird(III)

Professional wrestler for CHIKARA, Wrestling is Fun, Wrestling Is Respect, Wrestling is Art and Wrestling is Cool. Made his on-screen debut at "Wrestling is Respect: 2," Boonton Elks Lodge, Boonton, New Jersey, March 24, 2013. After the Baltic Siege (The Estonian Thunderfrog and the Latvian Snow Troll) had defeated the Devastation Corporation (Max Smashmaster (Sebastian Reese) and Blaster McMassive (Thomas Stintsman)), the Corporation sent the Oak to the floor and hit the Death Blow on the Thunderfrog. Then the Troll ran out and chased off the Corporation. At "WIF! There is Always Money in the Banana Stand," West End Youth Center, Allentown, PA, April 28, 2013, the Baltic Siege (Frog/Oak/Troll) defeated the Batiri (Obariyon/Kodama/Kobald). The Baltic Siege would feud with the Bloc Party (Mr. Azerbaijan/the Proletariat Boar of Moldova/the Brown Morning of Belarus [replaced by Prakash Sabar starting at "CHIKARA You Only Live Twice"]). At "CHIKARA The World is Not Enough" on July 20, 2014, Deucalion (Stephen King), the leader of the Flood, destroyed the Thunderfrog with a Chokebreaker, in retaliation for Thunderfrog having destroyed Tursas of Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes, one of the heel groups that made up the Flood, the night before at "CHIKARA The Living Daylights." At "CHIKARA Permis de Tuer" on August 16, Deucalion destroyed the Latvian Proud Oak. He also threw a chain at the Troll, who put it around his neck and then left with the Flood. At the Season Finale, "CHIKARA Tomorrow Never Dies," Eddie Kingston (Edward Moore) defeated Jimmy Jacobs (Christopher Scoville), who had Volgar (Lucas Calhoun) and the Troll with him. After the match, Kid Cyclone attacked Kingston in retaliation for Kingston helping Deucalion destroy his Greenhorn Militia teammates Equinox IIII and Create-A-Wrestler II at "CHIKARA King of Trios 2014." Cyclone then unmasked and revealed that he was really Kevin Condron. Condron freed the Troll from his chain. The Troll would then begin following Condron around the same way that he had been following around the Flood. Troll would accompany Battleborn (Condron/Snowflake, "Juke Joint" Lucas Calhoun and Missile Assault Man (R.B. Banks)) around for the next year. At "CHIKARA The Distant Future" on May 7, 2016, Snowflake walked to the ring with the Troll and called out Missile and Calhoun. Snowflake ran them down, eventually leading to Missile giving Condron three straight Missile Launchers. Officials carried Condron to the back and the Troll stole Snowflake's flower crown and head scarf and hid under the ring. After the Cajun Crawdad-Waistlock Wayne match at "CHIKARA Hour of Power #5,", February 12, 2017, the Whisper made his way out with his associate Mortimer. The Whisper found the Lithuanian Snow Troll hiding under the ring and pulled him out. The Troll was holding a notebook. Two days later, a new blog came up on Tumblr called "The Journal of Axel Ford," with the posts being pages from Missile Assault Man's notebook that described his time working for Deucalion as Missile Assault Ant, a mercenary for the Titor Corporation. He is a former Wrestling Is 24/7 Champion, a title created as a parody of the 24/7 rule for the WWE Hardcore Title.