Have you ever wanted to become a ninja? Have you thought about taking an intensive two week ninja training course on which you could learn vital skills like sneaking and spinning? Have you fantasised about saving hot babes who will then fall in love with you? Do you like egg rolls?
If so, this is a film you won’t want to miss.
Rex (Ryan Harrison) is a lackadaisical redneck loser who spends his time hanging out with best buddy Kano (Mitch Schlagel) and riding around on a pink bike which he stole from a little girl. One day, when they’re visiting a pet shop in an effort to start a get rich quick scheme which involves breeding pythons, Rex falls in love at first sight with the cashier (Lisa Schnellbacher), but not only does she fail to return his affections, she is abruptly kidnapped by a gang of ninjas whose leader Rex.
If so, this is a film you won’t want to miss.
Rex (Ryan Harrison) is a lackadaisical redneck loser who spends his time hanging out with best buddy Kano (Mitch Schlagel) and riding around on a pink bike which he stole from a little girl. One day, when they’re visiting a pet shop in an effort to start a get rich quick scheme which involves breeding pythons, Rex falls in love at first sight with the cashier (Lisa Schnellbacher), but not only does she fail to return his affections, she is abruptly kidnapped by a gang of ninjas whose leader Rex.
- 6/8/2022
- by Jennie Kermode
- eyeforfilm.co.uk
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