Diana Cowgill

Unathletic and overly sensitive, Scoliotic Diana was born to be a writer. The youngest of three, she was often abandoned to wander alone in the oppressive Southern California sunshine, finding solace in books and animals.

After an unsuccessful career as a Christian high schooler and a three year stint at a two year college, Diana lost her mind and decided to study journalism in New England. Despite hating cold weather and the news, Diana eventually finished her degree, which she does not use. Her diploma has been missing for many years.

At the tail end of her youth, Diana fell in love and her life began. After marrying a fellow scumbag, she now reports being happy yet depressed, content yet dissatisfied, and obsessed with her cats yet longing for a dog.

Today you can find Diana writing scripts, award shows, morbid poetry, and biographies in the third person.