Milton Berle(1908-2002)

Famed in Hollywood for the alleged size of an "unmentionable" portion of his anatomy. An often recounted (and possibly apocryphal) story was that when he was once challenged to a "face-off" with another man to prove who had the larger one, a friend said, "We're in a hurry, Milton, just take out enough to win.".

An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.